Album: The Slim Shady EP (1997)
Intro by Frogg
Whoah!
A get your hands in the air, & get to clappin īem
and like, back & forth because ah
this is... what you thought it wasnīt...
It beez.. the brothers representinī the Dirty Dozen
I be the F-R-O the double G (coughing in background)
And check out the man he goes by the name of er...
Slim Shady, brain dead like Jan Brady
I am a M80, you Lilī like that Kim lady.
I am buzzin, Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer
Cursin at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer.
You wacker than the motherf*cker you bit your style from
You aint goī sell two copies if you press a double album.
Admit it, f*ck it, while we comin out in the open
I am doin acid, crack, smack, coke & smokin dope then;
My name is Marshall Mathers, I am an alcoholic (Hi Marshall)
Iīve a disease & they do not know what to call it
Better hide your wallet cause I am comin up quick to strip your cash
Bought a ticket to your concert just to come & whip your ass
Bitch, I am comin out swingin, so fast it will make your eyes spin
You gettin knocked the f*ck out like Mike Tyson
The Proof is in the puddin, just ask the Deshaun Holton
I will slit your motherf*ckin throat worse than Ron Goldman
Chorus:
So when you see me on your block with two glocks
Screamin F*ck the World like Tupac
I just donīt give a f*ck!!
Talkin that shit behind my back, dirty mackin
tellin your boys that I am on crack
I just donīt give a f*ck!!
So put my tape back on the rack
Go run & tell your friends my shitīs wack
I just donīt give a f*ck!!
But see me on the street & duck
Cause you gonī get stuck, stoned, & snuffed
Cause I just donīt give a f*ck!!
I am Nicer than Pete, but I am on a Serch to crush a Milkbone
I am Everlasting, I melt Vanilla Ice like silicone
I am ill enough to just straight up diss you for no reason
I am colder than snow season when it is twenty below freezin
Flavor with no seasonin, this is the sneak preview
I will diss your magazine & still wonīt get a weak review
I will make your freak leave you, smell the Folgers crystals
This is a lyrical combat, gentlemen hold your pistols
But I form like Voltron & blast you with my shoulder missiles
Slim Shady, M&M was the old initials (Bye-bye!)
Extortion, snortin, supportin abortion
Pathological liar, blowin shit outta proportion
The looniest, zaniest, spontaneous, sporadic
Impulsive thinker, compulsive drinker, addict
Half animal, half man
Dumpin your dead body inside of a f*ckin trash can
With more holes than an Afghan
#chorus#
Somebody let me out this limousine (hey, let me out!)
I am a caged demon, on stage screamin like Rage Against the Machine
I am convinced I am a fiend, shootin up while this record is spinnin
Clinically brain dead, I do not need a 2nd opinion.
F*ck droppin the jewel, I am flippin the sacred treasure
I will bite your motherf*ckin style, just to make it fresher
I cannot take the pressure, I am sick of bitches
Sick of naggin bosses bitchin while I am washin dishes
In school I never said much, too busy havin a headrush
Doin too much rush had my face flushed like red blush
Then I went to Jim Beam, that is when my face grayed
Went to gym in 8th grade, raped the womenīs swim team
Donīt take me for a joke I am no comedian
Too many mental problems got me snortin coke & smokin weed again
I am goin up over the curb, drivin on the median
Finally made it home, but I do not got the key to get in
#chorus#
(Outro)
Hey, f*ck that!
Outsidaz...
Pace One...
Young Zee...